Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're totally screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is check here the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No space for wimps here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been seeing.
- That where the real fun is.
- Get what you deserve: a wild, screaming experience.
We're not asking. We’re just telling you the truth.
Guys: Bro Fuck Me Immediately Tonight
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Waste around with BS, just Get in there already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Dude! Those Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Live My Life in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's crank Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Fuck It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.